{x} You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
{x} You have run into a glass/screen door.
{} You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
{x} You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
{x} You have run into a tree/bush.
{x} You have been called a blonde
TOTAL: 5

{ } You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
{ } You just tried to lick your elbow.
{x} You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
{x} You just sang them to make sure.
{x} You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
{x} You have choked your own spit.
TOTAL: 4

{ } You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
{x} You type with three fingers or less.
{x} You have accidentally caught something on fire.
{ } You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
{x} You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 3

{ } You have fallen asleep in class.
{x} Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
{x} Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
{ } People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
{x} You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 3

{x} You use your fingers to do simple math.
{x} You have eaten a bug accidentally.
{x} You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
{x} You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
{x} You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc..

TOTAL: 5

{ } You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

{ } You break a lot of things.
{x} You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
{x} You have fallen out of your chair before.
{x} When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
{x} The word "um" is used frequently.
{ } You don't know what "um" means.
{x} You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
{x} You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

Overall Total: 26

Take your total, Multiply by 4, Put the title as : I'm ???% mentally unstable

WELL.